Paul Philippov

— Adobe Photoshop requires 1GB RAM and 1.2GB disk space to install.

— OK, I’ve got them. Go on.

— Adobe Photoshop found updates and willing to download 250MB.

— OK, do it.

— Windows found 2 updates and willing to download 80MB.

— Can we live without it? No? Okay…

— Microsoft Internet Explorer has crashed while checking for updates. Do you want to send a report to developers?

— Yes.

— Windows application crashed while sending the report and does not respond. Do you want to destroy the application?

— Yes, please.

— Windows application does not respond. Do you want to destroy the application?

— Yes, goddamn!

— Windows application does not respond. Do you want to destroy the application?

…Bang-bang!

Gosh, people, how can you use that shit?!